Monthly Archives: May 2011

Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today…

The people who are starting college this fall
were born in 1992.

They are too young to remember
the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

The CD was introduced two years
before they were born.

They have always had
an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

Jay Leno has always been
on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been microwaved.

They never took a swim
and thought about Jaws.

They don’t know who Mork was
or where he was from.

They never heard: “Where’s the Beef?”
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel”
or
“De plane Boss, de plane!”

McDonald’s never came
in Styrofoam containers.

They don’t have a clue
how to use a typewriter.

They don’t know life without
computers or cell phones.

Shall I continue?
I think it best if I don’t!


Pass this on
to the other old fogies on your list.
Notice the larger type?
That’s for those of you
who have trouble reading.

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“Epic fail in progress!”

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Feel The Rainbow!

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Follow Jessica Frech on YouTube!


Go buy the book!
PeopleOfWalmart.com

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Scarification is when a person carves something into their skin
as a permanent form of body modification.


Scarification on Wikipedia.org

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