musical fruit

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!

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Another version of this children’s song goes like this:
Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let’s eat beans with every meal.

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love is like a fart

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

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nobody listens to me untill i fart

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i heart to fart panties

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i didn't fart

“I am runing away
becas you think I farted
when I dident.
PS
you are mean”

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14-farts
Science World Web Site


Infrared video of an actual fart.


Infrared fart video a hoax!

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